So the DC metro area is in the opening stages of the storm of the century. Snow rhetoric has reached apocalyptic levels -- the grocery stores resemble something out of an anti-communist film and the federal government closed at one o'clock, even though it was basically only raining at that point. Fueling all this?
Weather reports like this. Seriously, I am just relieved this guy didn't pop a vein.
(Of course, glib as I am now, when I wake up tomorrow with three feet of snow on the ground, I will just roll into a ball and gibber for the duration).