Let dogs into your life. Beware of June
And Saturn's movement, causing stress
With its weak transit. With the moon
In Saturn's dim-lit house, you'll long obsess
On things of small importance. So the snake
Should be your symbol: curvature will moot
Most troubles. Your best element is cake
With lard in place of Crisco. Jacks, a beaut:
You favor old-fashioned terms and Ms. Garbo
Was your ideal of grace. Eat cake and play
Piano, yesteryear's tunes. Be a hobo
For Halloween, but beckon wealth by day.
Dress your precious doggies up in rhinestone
Leads. Take no snuff. Always avoid cologne.
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